Lady Chav?

Lady Decorum is wearing a chav scarf and skirt! She might think Burberry was up-market but this latest twist in her makeover has left her looking like a chavette... Yikes - she just spotted me watching her out the window!

Wig!

Lady Decorum's fashion makeover continues to stun me - today she is sporting a blonde wig! She's lost loads of weight off her fat arse and is wearing what can only be described as plus fours!

Happy New Year

Its been 10 days without Lady Decorum - haven't missed her. This morning I passed the shop and it is still the same - nothing changes.

No Christmas in Decorum...

The shop doesn't have the Christmas touch - Lady Decorum hasn't changed window in ages - the big table is still there. She doesn't seem to be making many sales and only minor changes to the display - life is very dull in Decorum at the moment...

Ooooh - she spilt the Brasso!

Lazy Lady Decorum has got someone in to clean the brass on her door? This is obviously not for a lady...

I may offer a specialist service of power dusting!

Hello again

Been a while I know and there hasn't been much to report on Lady Decorum's activities because the shop has been closed for most of September. Also, I've been really busy and neglected the old blog - sorry. Anyway, there has been the odd sighting of Lady Decorum - she seems to have had a bit of a make-over...

Gone are the grey parachute slacks and comfortable jumper, which are replaced with indigo denim wear. As Chris De Burgh might sing 'The Lady Decorum is dancing with me - cheek to cheek, there's nobody here - just a pile of antiques'...

Oh well - will keep you up to date next week...

The grand display

Finally after the eternity of the chair being in the window, the display has changed. lady Decorum has placed a rather ugly dressing table in the window. The table is topped with a large bushy plant and silver candle sticks - its very Elton John!