Lady Chav?

Lady Decorum is wearing a chav scarf and skirt! She might think Burberry was up-market but this latest twist in her makeover has left her looking like a chavette... Yikes - she just spotted me watching her out the window!

Wig!

Lady Decorum's fashion makeover continues to stun me - today she is sporting a blonde wig! She's lost loads of weight off her fat arse and is wearing what can only be described as plus fours!

Happy New Year

Its been 10 days without Lady Decorum - haven't missed her. This morning I passed the shop and it is still the same - nothing changes.