Lights camera action!!!

Lady Decorum has got cameraman in the shop - is she making a porno or a photo shoot?

Arf - she's sitting outside the shop having her photo taken - she's got a stupit hat on too.

Flunch!

Popped out for lunch today and what a treat - Lady Decorum was dustpanning her doorway as I passed by - I got a full close-up of her arse - HONESTLY - I was so close I could have bitten a huge chunk out of it... YAY!!!

Mad hatter

There has been a new trend in the shop this week - Summer hats with gay flowers and crap... There is one on the French bistro chair outside - one on the chair in the window display and one just inside the door...

DePressed!!!

Lady Decorum pays to get her ironing done - lazy fuck! What does she need ironing anyway - she wears the same stuff everyday?