Lady Decorum

Observations of an obsessive antique dealer...

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Tuesday

Arrived at work this morning to find the display has finally changed. There's a fancy regency chair in the window - in sumptuous cream fabric of course. I have to say it looks pretty dull - is Lady Decorum losing her touch?

Friday, May 27, 2005

Quick change

Too hot in the shop - looks like Lady Decorum popped home for something more comfortable - she is now wearing 3/4 length trousers and a light white shirt...

Tootsies

Just seen Lady decorum wiping the floor in her bare feet!!!

I'd love to suck her toes...

Quiet week....

Its been a quiet week in the world of Lady Decorum - I've been too busy to notice. The window display still has the chaise longue (including sold sticker). There have been a few sales - people leaving the shop with bags and boxes etc...

Lady Decorum has been dressing up this week! Black trouser suits are in - today she is wearing a rather fetching tan suit, which seems to make hers arse look a lot smaller... She's outside now with a dustpan and brush - a quick wipe of the window and out come the plant stands and bistro chairs...

Its a beautiful Lady Decorum day...

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Just noticed...

Not only has the chaise longue got a sticker - but a small cushion has been re-home'd too...!

Sh£'s in th£ mon£y

Unbelievable - the chaise longue was sold by mid morning!!! That has to be Lady Decorum's quickest sale ever? Could the 11 bunches of flowers in the window display be doing the trick?

Lady Decorum must be rolling in it - a young waitress form the restaurant up the street has just delivered a tray of fine cakes and tea! Watch your arse Lady Decorum, we don't wan't it getting bigger!

Monday, May 16, 2005

Sitting pretty

Finally after three weeks the display has changed. In the window I can see a cream type of chaise longue, which has the small french bistro table next to it topped with a large vase of yellow flowers.

I can picture Lady Decorum on the chaise longue eating grapes, supping fine wine while being fanned by naked cupids - lovely.

She's not at the shop yet but I'm waiting...

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Lets get digital

As I cycled up the road this evening, Lady Decorum was taking some pics with one of those posh digital cameras - I so wanted to stop and pose outside her shop!

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Ma petite fleur

There is a new theme - flowers and lots of them! I can see from my window no less than five bunches of flowers of various size and colour. I can feel my nose twitching from their sweet scent.

Dusting update
This morning Lady Decorum has dusted the sold table three times - the shop has been open 48 minutes.

Table sale

Hooray - after two weeks the table has finally sold - there is a well proportioned red sticker on it! What will appear in the window next? Lady Decorum is busy re-arranging some things and dusting her window again and again.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Friday feeling...

Lady Decorum wasn't at the shop today and I'm not sure why - on the way home I posted this note in her letterbox:

Dear Madam
I am interested in the fine table you have in your window display, however, your shop was closed today. This is the perfect anniversary gift for my wife can you call me ASAP 09061 ****** Thanks - Edward...


Ha ha ha - the number is a prank line - I got that Friday feeling... EVIL!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Wet Wednesday

Rain rain - weeping love and pain,
why do you spit on her window pane?
She'll wipe away your sky tears,
Lady Decorum has no fears.